James Harden Needs To Cut It Out With His Shorts
I don't care if he's only rocking these at practice or not, these shorts have got to go. Theres a reason why no one wears these shorts anymore, James. No one wears them anymore because when you do you look like a male prostitute. Chris Douglas-Roberts said he was going to try and bring back short shorts and that was it for him. Immediately banished to the D-League after a very short stint with the Clippers rocking some creepy ass shorts. I thought The Beard was going to be cursed forever after he signed with Adidas but this is just probably part of being an Adidas athlete. For the most part when people sign with Adidas crazy stuff happens to them. Derrick Rose is an Adidas guy and now he's made of glass. Harrison Barnes is an Adidas guy and he's just garbage. John Wall is with Adidas and now him and his teammates hate each other *cough* Bradley Beal *cough*. Imagine if Kobe never left Adidas for Nike? He'd probably be wearing short shorts too while he bounces around the D-League talking trash to everyone and the air-balling elbow jumpers. Porzingas just got an Adidas deal so Knicks fans better pray he doesn't follow the long line of bad luck that comes with the brand. Prediction for the Rockets season if James Harden does;t lose these short: 2-80.
