Dirty Dozen: Butch Jones Watch Edition.
With all of the upsets this past weekend, I could have filled a good part of this week's lineup with unfresh , filthy faces. There are a few new victims that appear with the rest of the funky bunch.
The Maryland Terriblepins make their debut along with the 'Children of the Corn'; Nebraska. Woo pig suey are back, along with the other, 'Best conference in America', delegation.
Of course, the regulars are back in Pitty, Illin ois, the Tarred Heels, Oregone State, Baylored and Rocked Chalked Jayhawked. BY(p)U are on the cusp of making history. They only had more than six losses in a season, twice in the past 46 years. They stand at six losses now.
Rutgers, Ole Miss and Mississippi State cleaned up and made their departures.
Will there be a first repeat Dumpster Fire Trophy winner this week? Let's find out with the 12 extinguished Dirty Dozen members. And 12 is about a month's production from a Butch Jones offense.
12 Maryland (3-3)
Last Week: Lost to Northwestern; 21-37
Next Debacle: @ #5 Wisconsin
11 Nebraska (3-4)
Last Week: Lost to Ohio State; 14-56
Next Debacle: BYE
10 Arkansas (2-4)
Last Week: Lost to Alabama; 9-41
Next Debacle: #21 Auburn
9 Tennessee (3-3)
Last Week: Lost to South Carolina; 9-15
Next Debacle: @ #1 Alabama
8 Pitt (2-5)
Last Week: Lost to NC State; 17-35
Next Debacle: @ Duke
7 Illinois (2-4)
Last Week: Lost to Rutgers; 24-35
Next Debacle: @ Minnesota
*Halftime Report*
Let's take a look back at the glory days of Fighting Illini football. When Rashard Mendenhall was running amok around the Rose Bowl turf. Well; since then, Illinois has gone 19-56 in Big Ten games.
6 North Carolina (1-6)
Last Week: Lost to Virginia; 14-20
Next Debacle: @ #14 Virginia Tech
5 Missouri (1-5)
Last Week: Lost to Georgia; 28-53
Next Debacle: Idaho
4 Oregon State (1-6 )
Last Week: Lost to Colorado; 33-36
Next Debacle: BYE
3 BYU (1-6)
Last Week: Lost to Mississippi State; 10-35
Next Debacle: @ East Carolina
2 Baylor (0-6)
Last Week: Lost to Oklahoma State; 16-59
Next Debacle: #23 West Virginia
We do indeed have a back to back Dumpster Fire Trophy winner for the very first time.
Kansas (1-5)
Last Week: Lost to Iowa State; 0-45.
Next Debacle: @ #4 TCU
A trip to Fort Worth to face the Horned Frogs is just what the doctor ordered for Kansas. Don't worry; Jayhawk faithful, the ball will be turning orange and round soon.
*Hall of Dishonor*
Previous Dumpster Fire Award winners.
Week 1: Rice
Week 2: Baylor
Week 3: East Carolina
Week 4: Pitt
Week 5: LSU
Week 6: Kansas
