Dirty Dozen: Week 6.
In a week full of upsets that changed the face of the top 20; the Dirty Dozen roll call of ineptitude looks like much of the same as last week. But that doesn't mean this group isn't smellier than ever. So get the industrial strength bucket of Fabreze to continue on.
LSU exits the list along with Texas of El Intercepted Paso . I gave the Miners a reprieve because of their close loss to Western Kentucky.
But the others remain. The; 'Best Conference in America' represent one third of the list this week. Illin ois and Pitty make a triumphant return.
This week's Dirty Dozen is dedicated to former Oregone State head coach; Gary Andersen. The folks in Madison, Wisconsin have been celebrating for a few years now.
Here are the ones swirling around the bowl this week.
12 Mississippi State (3-2)
Last Week: BYE
Next Beating by: BY(p)U
11 Tennessee (3-2)
Last Week: BYE; and the Butch Jones hot seat
Next Beating by: South Carolina
10 Illinois (2-3)
Last Week: Lost to Iowa; 16-45
Next Beating by: In-a-Rutgers
9 Ole Miss (2-3)
Last Week: Lost to Auburn; 23-44
Next Beating by:
Vanderbilt
8 Pitt (2-4)
Last Week: Lost to Syracuse; 24-27
Next Beating by:
NC State
7 Baylor (0-5)
Last Week: BYE
Next Beating by:
@ Oklahoma State
Halftime report:
There are two Dirty Dozen Darbies this week. BY(p)U travels to Missedissippi State and In-a-Rutgers travels to Illin ois for that showdown.
6 Rutgers (1-4)
Last Week: BYE
Next Beating by:
@ Illin ois
5 Missouri (1-4)
Last Week: Lost to Kentucky; 34-40
Next Beating by:
@ Georgia (oh, lawd)
4 BYU (1-5)
Last Week: Lost to Boise State; 7-24
Next Beating by:
@ Miss(ed)issippi State
3 Oregon State (1-5)
Last Week: Lost to USC; 10-38. And a coach.
Next Beating by:
Colorado
2 Minute Rice (1-5)
Last Week: Lost to Army; 12-49
Next Beating by:
BYE
And the #1 dumpster fire for this week is...
The Kansas (is it basketball season yet) Jayhawks.
Last Week: Lost to Texas Tech; 19-65
Next Beating by:
@ Iowa State
Hall of Dishonor
Previous Dumpster Fire Award winners...
Week 5: LSU
Week 4: Pitt
Week 3: East Carolina
Week 2: Baylor
Week 1: Rice
