The Dirty Dozen: Sean Kugler Edition.
The dumpster fires are burning brightly this week. It's week 5 of the Dirty Dozen; the Sean Kugler edition. Coach Kugler has said; 'no mas' to going on with the Texas of El Intercepted Paso gig. That brings the return of Mike Price to lead the Miners.
Only three teams have risen out of the carnage. Arkansas, Boston College and Pitt escape; for now.
Mizzery and the Kansas; (is it basketball season yet?) Jayhawks hold on to their positions by successfully negotiating byes.
Baylored, BY(p)U and Oregone State are still smelling strong.
In-a-Rutgers are back; (surprise) by their 0-56 nailbiter against Ohio State.
This week's list has a distinctive SEC flavor to it. Five of the twelve teams are from the 'best conference in America.' Ole Missed is back with their 7-66 heartbreak from Alabama. Missedi ssippi State have been run over by Georgia, 3-31 last week and was backed over by Auburn this week, 10-49.
Tennessee fans needed plenty of Genesee following their 0-41 performance against Georgia. Some of their fans also scored poorly on Harold Leddermans' scorecard.
Besides Mizzery, which SEC team did I leave out?Let's look at this week's Dirty Dozen.
12 Ole Miss (2-2)
Last Week: Lost to Alabama; 66-7
Victimized next by:
@ Auburn
11 Mississippi State (3-2)
Last Week: Lost to Auburn; 49-10
Victimized next by:
BYE
10 Tennessee (3-2)
Last Week: Lost to Georgia; 41-0.
Victimized next by:
BYE
9 Kansas (1-3)
Last Week: BYE
Victimized next by:
Texas Tech
8 Missouri (1-3)
Last Week: BYE
Victimized next by:
@ Kentucky
7 Baylor (0-5)
Last Week: Lost to Kansas State; 33-20
Victimized next by:
BYE
6 Rutgers (1-4)
Last Week: Lost to Ohio State; 56-0.
Victimized next by:
BYE
5 BYU (1-4)
Last Week: Lost to Utah State; 40-24
Victimized next by:
Boise State
4 Oregon State (1-4)
Last Week: Lost to Washington; 42-7
Victimized next by:
@ USC
3 Rice (1-4)
Last Week: Lost to Pitt; 42-10
Victimized next by:
Army
2 UTEP (0-5)
Last Week: Lost to Army; 35-21. And Sean Kugler
Victimized next by:
Western Kentucky and Mike Price
1 LSU (3-2)
Last Week: Sun Belted by Troy; 24-21
Victimized next by:
@ Florida
LSU is wearing the chumpionship trophy well; and spent nearly a million dollars to do it. There appears to be some added Cajun spice on Ed Orgerons' seat.
Hall of Dishonor:
Week 1: Rice
Week 2: Baylor
Week 3: East Carolina
Week 4: Pitt
Week 5: LSU
