Marvin Lewis Survives Black Monday: Thank Mike Brown
After watching Marvin Lewis coach 13 consecutive seasons without a playoff win (sorry muscle memory) you start thinking he’s incompetent in a Bengal-Like/RadioShack kind of way. Bengals fans have three demons starring them down from the front office of Paul Brown Stadium.
How on Earth does Marvin Lewis still have a job? #BlackMonday
— Alex Welch (@awelch744) January 2, 2017
1.) Mike Brown does a good Donald Trump imitation. Marvin Jones and Mohammed Sanu left the Natti after feeling like breakfast items on a McDonald’s Value Menu. He kept Head Coach Marvin Lewis after he won this many playoff games, (_), in his decade-too-long coaching tenure.
Two football thoughts: What in the heck is wrong with Lane Kiffin? And I can't believe the @Bengals are letting Marvin Lewis return in 2017.
— Joe Menzer (@OneMenz) January 2, 2017
2.) He built a wall along the contender-elite NFL Playoff Boarder by keeping their habitual fuck-up in Coach Lewis after watching Defensive Professor Mike Zimmerman find happiness in a healthy relationship with its players. Worst of all he’s making Cincinnati/Hamilton County Taxpayers pay for it.
Please please please fire Marvin Lewis
— Garett Beecher (@GarettBeecher) January 2, 2017
3.) It’s bad enough local politicians in are pushing African Americans out of affordable housing in Over-The-, Chicago-Style. The city has the worst stadium deal in football. Mike Brown took all that tax-payer money and forget to fix what goes in between the bleachers. Subpar offensive line, lack of depth at receiver, and a reluctance to start AJ McCarron gave Cincinnati its first losing record in four years (AJ McCarron was two player meltdowns away from clinching a comeback, playoff win against their arch nemeses).
C'mon - it's more of the same every yr - year in and year out. Mike Brown has no interest in championships, just his bottom line. #Bengals https://t.co/Z4KibiWos7
— Tim Kolkmeyer (@takolkmeyer) January 2, 2017
Now Cincinnati has passed up on their future Quarterback. Didn’t consider Defensive coaching prodigy Vance Joseph. Mohammed Sanu catching passes from Matty Ice still haunts Cincy fans. Marvin Lewis is only good for drafting players, but with the cheap and obsessive compulsive fuckup in Brown… That won’t happen. Cincinnati’s Superbowl run expired when Lewis lost control of his defense in the final seconds of a home playoff game. Fans pelting trash onto the field represented the culture that Mike Brown strives for: A coupon shopping free agent spree to sell tickets and extort tax dollars with a complete disregard towards winning.
