Falsity News: BREAKING: Ray Rice To Workout For Denver Broncos

By Danabeshouse
Oct. 30, 2016

The Denver Broncos will be without the services of starting RB C.J. Anderson for the rest of the year, as he was sent to IR recently. The Broncos still have promising rookie Devante Booker to shoulder the load, but obviously they'll need some depth going forward.

The Broncos will indeed have disgraced former NFL RB Ray Rice in for a workout on Monday. This news was supposed to be secret, as the Rice workout was intended to be behind closed doors, but the news was discovered by WeakyLicks.

The Broncos tried to delete several of the emails before they caught wind of anything being wrong, but a Russian hacker group known as the 'Prez Putangs' made sure this news came to light. Why would the Russians be involved in this? Well I'm sure Indigenous Forest Animal News has the full scoop on that.

 The fallout from this cover up/scandal could be monumental. This will change the world, this could start a war, decide an election, create new laws, change the earning power of several different currencies. On the plus side, Rice should really help the Broncos running back depth.

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