The Kaos Theory - Disorganised Kaos
There is a massive power struggle threatening to tear Wide Bay Pro Wrestling apart before the first show has even begun, The Kaos Theory can confirm there are men organising factions as we speak ready to take control of the power in Wide Bay Pro Wrestling.
We were told that Jeremy Smacks is actively seeking to take his own formation of control and maybe maybe some kind of play for the Brute Force Title. Smacks has forced Wide Bay Pro Wrestling to post a message on their Facebook page about the Smacks Label Society.
It is also believed there are several other wrestlers lining up to try and take down Daniel “Taxman” Payne, a few have been camping outside the house of Payne while he was in Melbourne. While one eager young Wide Bayian was seen stalking Payne in Melbourne.
It was alleged that it was Legendas, but we have spoken to Aris and he says he is going to let his wrestling abilities at Wide Bay Pro Wrestling’s first event do the talking. Payne had said that it wasn’t Legendas as he was probably raiding the burgers at McDonald’s and calling that training.
Alpha Breed want control of everything and they believe they already hold the balance of power with Taxman carrying around The Ultimate Briefcase and the Brute Force Title. Anthony Romano has spoken to legal experts, we were told not to name them but one man has declared there isn’t much legally they can do if Payne will be at the event anyway.
Sitting outside of Romano’s office we could hear a few murmurs of things to come, we’re excited for the very first Wide Bay Pro Wrestling event, we have heard that Romano has booked clowns, animals, and a carnival like atmosphere or we assume this was the case because we heard him talking about clowns.
The talk around Wide Bay has been that Dave Harding hates clowns, as part of the power struggle at Wide Bay Dave Harding has been caught in the middle of accusations that he has been helping certain superstars obtain certain documents.
Our very own commentator who has been calling Anthony “Ray” all week has been ignoring requests to talk to us, of course this is a surprise since any chance he had to bag Romano he took this time he seemed to avoid it. Clownphobia starting to sink into Dave? It’s possible.
Rabies The Clown seems to also want to throw his… well, clown shoes into the power ring and wants to play a game of Chinese whispers and cryptic crossword. It might be that Rabies just wants to mess with Romano and Dave just because, well he can. If you are a demented clown the rules do not apply.
Dave had suggested that the only way Rabies will be at Wide Bay is if he was given a day pass from the Asylum, we have asked the Asylum if they’d allow it. They seemed pretty keen to get rid of this clown who rocks back and forth screaming “Romano! Toasty! Toasty Romano!” We’re certain the lights are on, but no one’s home. He’s clearly one that flew over the cuckoos nest.
It’s a battle for supremacy right now at Wide Bay Pro Wrestling everyone wants the power, well… aside from Rabies who appears to either want a cheese toasty, or a Romano Toasty special. We’ve not gotten anything out of this guy.
We are assured that Wide Bay Pro Wrestling’s When World’s Collide event is going to be off the hook, you are not going to want to miss this.
I am Justin Kaos, and this has been the Kaos Theory, keep an eye out for more from us and like us on Facebook as well
