You're Welcome I'm Here
Hi, Hello and Welcome.
First things first. Please stop reading…
I know almost nothing about sports. If you’re here to gain that fan insight from the dude who has a game worn jersey hanging behind his head as he types away in his ‘man cave’ (aka a chilly garage with an old couch) next to that thing he will totally finished building/fixing tomorrow. If you think you found the diamond in the rough, the guy who trusts his own analytical model over the experts because he ‘knows his team’. The fan who’s staring up at his giant flat screen TV with the Gameday package, praying not to wake the kids as the Lays chips get lost in the dandruff on his lucky shirt. You know, the guy at the office who’s oh so eager to tell you his fantasy team line up. Or without asking starts telling you about the time he almost kinda maybe played one on one against (insert athlete name appropriate for your geographical location here) when he was in college. He lost but the game was close. Yeah...Cool Dudes.
That’s not what you’re going to find here.
Here you’re not going to see terms like ERA, Analytics, ‘Bet the Over’, and Stats used in a way aimed make you feel comfortable about my advice. Like when you meet with a financial advisor and they say some words you know and show you a chart. He’s probably lying to you while protecting his own personal interests, but hey he has a chart so smile and pretend you’re following along. (Chart coming soon). Here I eschew stats, odds and reason. I pick from the gut, the only thing you can truly trust in life. Unless you’re hungry.
Here I’ll be sharing my insight, and by insight I mean my random thoughts on sports. The act of sporting. Who doesn’t like watching humans play a game and taking it way too seriously? (What did you just say bro?) You’ll learn a lot, just like eating mushrooms at Coachella was a learning experience. So if you made it this far...let’s be honest you aren’t the cutest puppy in the shelter. My first and probably most important piece of advice was to stop reading. But you, you’re different and I respect that.
So let me restate - Welcome I’m glad you’re here, now shut up. We have time to waste.