Breaking News I would fight Ronda Rousey

I am going to fight Ronda Rousey. I hope!

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Ronda Rousey won a great fight last night in 34 seconds. Her last three wins happened in just seconds.

I want to put it out there and this might be breaking news to some, or crazy to others. However, I will give you give you five reasons why I would fight Ronda Rousey.

1. She is cute and she looks really friendly when she is knocking someone out.

2. She is the definition of awesome. If you thought Chuck Norris was awesome think again. Ronda is ten time cooler and inspires women worldwide.

3. I love her arm bar, and that might the best part on fighting her. I would love her to pin me like that, and I would even let her win with that move.

4. I love challenges and trying to overcome competition. I am the perfect underdog story. I would be the Rocky and she would be the Apollo. I would use my ninja black belt skills on her. Disclaimer I don't really have a black belt.

5. I would have so much fun and I have a decent insurance policy in case of any injuries. I believe the fight would be the highlight of my life. So, Ronda Rousey if you are reading this blog post will you please fight me? I would love you forever and marry you. You are the greatest person on the planet Earth. I even know someone who is willing to put 100 bucks on the fight.

Do you think that I will win? Sound off in the comments.

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Kristopher M. Newcome