Why Ronda Rousey Should Fight Me

I am ready for the challenge!

Jason Silva-USA TODAY Sports

I enjoyed working on why I would fight Ronda Rousey, now it is time to flip the script and say why this could be a great opportunity for her. 

1. The 34 four seconds would be hilarious and go viral. I have a whole routine already planned out if she were to accept my offer. I will use the theme from Beverly Hills Cop and I will dance for a couple seconds.

2. I am very good at practicing fighting. Today I spent two minutes, as I listened to OK GO! I feel so pumped up.

3. She doesn't have to worry about losing, or does she the world will never know unless she fights me.

4. I know her kryptonite and that is humor, if she laughs she will paralyzed by my awesomeness. 

5. Commercial opportunities this could be become a movie. My fight with Ronda Rousey coming to a theater near you.

Bonus reason.

6. She will be fighting someone who wants to fight her. I am trying to make a writing career, so it is a win-win both ways.

7. I will even buy her dinner at whatever restaurant she wants after she beats me up. I love Ronda and it would be a honor to get my butt kicked by her.

So, Ronda if you are reading this these I hope you fight me. Are you brave enough?

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Kristopher M. Newcome